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[life lessons with Fuuma: explaining what a bioroid child is]
Fuuma: Well, when a man loves his chemistry set very much --
Karen: Don't listen to him, he's being a moron.
Fuuma: I'm only trying to enlighten the children.
Karen: Corrupt is more like it.
Fuuma: C'mon, what else is a guy going to do with a beaker?
Karen: ...
==
Fuuma: I can't be held responsible for other people's kinks. ;D
Nataku: What are kinks, daddy?
Fuuma: Well, they're --
Karen: *hisses into Fuuma's ear and out of Nataku's hearing* Keep it G-rated or you're going to have worse than your hair set on fire.
Fuuma: Different things people are attracted to. *gives Karen an innocent look*
==
[what would happen if Karen and Axel were mad at each other]
Nataku: o_o *tugs at Daddy* Why is mommy and mister Axel on fire?
Fuuma: *pats Nataku on the head* That's their way of making friends.
Nataku: They make friends that way, daddy?
Nataku: Does it mean mommy made friends with Uncle Aoki that way?
Fuuma: No, Uncle Aoki is mommy's "special" friend.
Nataku: How is he special? :O
Fuuma: I think mommy would set my hair on fire if I told you that now.
Nataku: She'd make friends with you, daddy? :O
Fuuma: Yes, she would. *ruffles Nataku's hair*
Nataku: Oh! .....:D Then go make friends with her, daddy! *cos he loves it when his parents are friends, of course*
Fuuma: Mommy and I already made friends before you came around. :)
Nataku: Really? :O So would that mean you'd be even better friends if she set you on fire now?
Fuuma: Nah, we're better friends now because she's not setting me on fire.